Old hoon

Wondering: If driving a flashy Audi convertible automatically gives you the right to:

a/ honk at the car in front of you, not once, but a few times, only because their car doesn’t have the zero-to-sixty-in-3.5 factor

b/ run a red light turning right and add to the effect with an ear-splitting screech

c/ look unnaturally smug in your R.M. Williams-style jacket, with a pair of James-Bond-ish sunnies on a head full of nothing. Literally.
No actually, those few remaining wispy strands around your ears look even “cooler” fluterring in the wind like so.



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