Now this is some REAL news, unlike that belly button lint discovery:
He said the gecko could have crawled into the chicken to feast on an embryo – and got stuck.
Didn’t you go eeewwwww at that? Dumbstruck? I bet. It must have been the weirdest thing we’ve heard in a long while and I’m getting all nauseated here.
Good thing we’ve been eating free-range eggs. But then does that make any difference? Surely chickens can’t prance around their “range” 24 hours a day. They still have to sleep right, and when they stay in one spot those yucky geckos can still… Bleeeaaahhh…
Think I may steer clear of eggs for a while now.
PS: Sorry for throwing yet even more stomach-churning news at your face. I promise next entry is gonna be all nice & pretty & flowery, stuff about rose & iris & strawberry. 🙂 (Okay so that didn’t rhyme at all, how lame! Obviously I’m not made to be a rapper.)