So last week I:
Went dancing four nights. Fun.
Peddled my butt off on the strider at home in front of the telly. Fun.
Went swimming twice. Fun.
Accidentally kicked my heel at that stupid, creaky, squeaky, 200-year-old revolving gate at the pool on the way out. Am now LIMPING! Have massive bruise the size of Tasmania on left foot!
And you think it’s funny don’t you? I saw you burst out laughing just now. Hmmph!!!
On a brighter note, our baby brother is here! Woot woot! You know, our own stand-up comedian in the name of TM. Already laughed all our teeth off on the way home from the airport last night. Facial muscles promised to have a hard time working overtime in the next few weeks.