m’ and me at the pool:
m’: Uh oh! My spare tyre has definitely inflated itself! Without my permission!
me: So has mine!
me: Yup. That pretty much sums it up hey?
Well now I think it’s rather pointless trying to tell the sad tale of us pinching at our “winter padding” and wiggling into our boardshorts after two swim-less months. But maybe you should hear this: After our pro-swimmer plopped into the water, did 2 laps, stood up panting and exclaimed, “Geez, I’m unfit!”, m’ and I couldn’t help but nodded at him in mutual sympathy.